East Side Personal Ad

Ok, so this is admittedly not my personal ad (in case you were wondering) but I saw this walking around my neighborhood today. Now, I have to say, it's kind of original, if not a little...in your face. For the sake of whoever wrote it, I hope Bike Guy sees it and takes heed. Unless he's a serial killer. In which case I hope he doesn't see it, and that it rains soon.